Stealing Panties IS Sexual Assault
A Jade Ann Byrne Initiative • Operated via eGirl4Rent PMC • CA 501(c)(3) [pending]


💜 Introducing: Stealing Panties IS Sexual Assault Foundation
— Executive Director Jade Ann Byrne (@DoNotStealPanty) October 29, 2025
I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m honored to introduce the organization I founded the Stealing Panties IS Sexual Assault Foundation (501(c)(3)). pic.twitter.com/5B87ZE6gEm
💔 What We Stand Against
This is for anyone who’s ever been:
- 📛 Physically abused
- 📛 Emotionally manipulated
- 📛 Trapped in domestic violence
- 📛 A victim of sexual assault or stalking
- 📛 Groomed online or trafficked offline
- 📛 Forced into cam studios or sex work
- 📛 Used for reproductive coercion or surrogacy without consent
- 📛 Manipulated by cyberpredators, pimps, or abusers
- 📛 Blackmailed through revenge porn
- 📛 Retaliated against for being a public works contractor, healthcare worker, or volunteer
- 📛 Targeted simply for being seen
Welcome to the Movement: Stealing Panties IS Sexual Assault 🛡️ Welcome to the Movement: Stealing Panties IS Sexual Assault By Jade Ann Byrne, Founder & Executive DirectorCalifornia 501(c)(3) Nonprofit Foundation 💜 A New Light for Survivors For too long, the theft of intimate items has been…
— Stealing Panties IS Sexual Assault (@donotstealpanty.bsky.social) October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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We see you.
We believe you.
And we’re already on our way.
🛡️ Paladin-Grade Extraction Services
When you’re ready to leave—you’re not alone.
We deploy tactical female-led extraction teams to get you out safely.
- 24/7 Home Extractions from any state
- Retired military female operators (Paladins) remove you and your kids without confrontation
- Operators can subdue abusers while you gather belongings
- Trauma-informed professionals handle transport, security, child and pet safety

Collect
Like flowers that bloom in unexpected places, every story unfolds with beauty and resilience

Assemble
Like flowers that bloom in unexpected places, every story unfolds with beauty and resilience

Deliver
Like flowers that bloom in unexpected places, every story unfolds with beauty and resilience
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💜 Introducing: Stealing Panties IS Sexual Assault Foundation
— Executive Director Jade Ann Byrne (@DoNotStealPanty) October 29, 2025
I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m honored to introduce the organization I founded — the Stealing Panties IS Sexual Assault Foundation (501(c)(3)). pic.twitter.com/5B87ZE6gEm
No police, no paperwork, no panic.
Just a woman at your door with a burner phone, bags of toiletries, and keys to a new life.
Suzy Homemaker“When Jade showed up with her Paladins and hog tied my husband and locked him in the closet with a pair of his own dirty underwear i cried tears of joy”
Any Town , USA

Survivor Rebuild Kits
We partner with brands you already know and trust to provide:
🛏️ Lodging support via SeaShell Motel Coastal Inn & Suites™
🧼 Name-brand toiletries for every gender and age
💄 Cosmetics you believe in, because beauty is healing
👗 Wardrobe refresh boxes with clothing to help you feel yourself again
📱 Prepaid phones + encrypted cloud accounts
📖 Bound legal guides for Safe at Home applications, custody battles, and legal name changes
Services by Jade Ann Byrne
Executive Director | Clergy | eGirl | eRescue Operative
“I am not a victim. I am a survivor. And if you let me—I’ll come get you, too.”
-Jade Ann Byrne
HERE TO HELP
- ✅ 1-on-1 Peer Counseling
- ✅ Identity Obfuscation & Name Changes
- ✅ Domestic Violence Confidentiality Program Enrollment (CA Safe at Home)
- ✅ Legal Referrals & Advocacy
- ✅ Reproductive Rights Protection
- ✅ Discreet Coordination for LGBTQ+ and neurodivergent individuals
- ✅ Trauma-informed Spiritual Support from ordained clergy of various inclusive faiths
Not Just a Shelter
An Entire Life Reboot
We don’t just help you survive.
We help you vanish,reemerge,
& thrive.
Housing Assistance
- Job referral support
- Online safety training
- New digital identities
- Custom Amazon wishlists for survivor needs
- Emotional rebuilding through art, dance, and esports teams like The Jadettes


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